[ he's so clearly uncertain about this. Mostly the carrying part. ]
But that's just... I mean, I... Can you even carry me? I'm probably a lot bigger and heavier, and... I guess that doesn't matter, since you're a chiropteran, but still, being carried is sort of... Maybe we can just, uh, walk at a brisk pace?
[ now he's just fishing for excuses. Just pick him up and run for it, Diva!! ]
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[ he's so clearly uncertain about this. Mostly the carrying part. ]
But that's just... I mean, I... Can you even carry me? I'm probably a lot bigger and heavier, and... I guess that doesn't matter, since you're a chiropteran, but still, being carried is sort of... Maybe we can just, uh, walk at a brisk pace?
[ now he's just fishing for excuses. Just pick him up and run for it, Diva!! ]